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by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 11, 2022
Get the single dating site for girls.commug. When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Get the Date Fartmug. A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
Get the A Suicide Datemug. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018
Get the Moped datemug. My friend: Hey bro did you get a date to prom?
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.
by VezinaIgor31 September 22, 2022
Get the datemug. by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020
Get the Date diggermug. When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
Get the life is two dates and a dashmug.