A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
by AllieBigTits August 19, 2011
When a black guy creampies a white girl.
by Malware. January 12, 2019
When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.
by Mustaj March 06, 2019
Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”
Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead
by snortcocaina February 25, 2020
by coffeeshopgirl April 11, 2010
by Brock Mills February 11, 2016
game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 02, 2017