Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024

A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021

Chinese

Stupid chinky people who will eat literally anything.They can be very racist in "China" but complain specially on social media when they face racism.

Mate, see that chinese wanker over there eating dogs?

by Vigina disruptor October 31, 2021

Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024