Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023

Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.

"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"

by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019

Chinese Fire Drill

When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.

“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”

“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015

Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better

George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed

by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023

Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011