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farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.
I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day
by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023
mugGet the farting in my bootsmug.

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.
Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!
by The one and only Biggs December 10, 2015
mugGet the boot grindermug.

boot kungus

boot kungus = beeeeg brayns fuud eeeter breh
BRO LETTUCE GO TO BOOT KUNGUS FRFR

YES BREH!!!
by whattheflipmydude January 16, 2024
mugGet the boot kungusmug.

Boot

Boot(Dutch)translated to English is ship.

Keep your dirty talk on the boot(ship).
Inappropriate conversation in public.

When you talk to your girlfriend at the same way you talk to your friends/colleague's
Sailors talk a lot about dirty stuff.
When your girlfriend tells you to stop talking about inappropriate subjects . She will firmly say the word, boot!
If you say to her: I want to have xxx with you at Christmas dinner table when the all the family is sitting on the same table.
She will just shout, Boot.
by RealSailor January 6, 2022
mugGet the Bootmug.

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.
setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money
by catpaw September 1, 2012
mugGet the boot moneymug.

get under my boot

Something someone says to you to be extremely disrespectful, usually they're fake "alpha males" with a superiority complex and feel threatened by someone trying to do good in their own life. Used to put people down and feel better about oneself with extreme disrespect.
Ha! You're doing better in your life? Get under my boot.
by The psychoanalyst September 12, 2023
mugGet the get under my bootmug.

bumble boot

Man!!! You missed the ol bumble boot
by Bumble boot August 14, 2024
mugGet the bumble bootmug.

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