Beat a Pedo Day

One day on July 17th, all pedophiles surrender to be beaten to death by a ruthless mob, they will have no defense since there is no defense for their actions

Can't wait to celebrate Beat a Pedo Day

by not a pedophile that's for sur April 4, 2021

bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005

Beat My Bagel

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

by Greenguy420 February 4, 2015

Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.

I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel

by Happy beater August 13, 2010

beat the breaks off

1.East St Louis slang for whooping somebodys ass.

2.To fuck really hard.

He beat the breaks off that weak nigga.

I'd beat the breaks off of her.

by A-Bomb TGN August 11, 2005

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008