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green poultice

Medical profession slang for monetary damages sought in malpractice cases, especially those without any apparent injury or disability in the patient. It can also be used for damages sought in civil suits where the obvious intent is to get money for some trivial (often imagined) slight to someone's delicate feelings. Examples include suing a city because you don't like the Christmas display, because someone wouldn't bake you a cake because it's against their own beliefs, or not having a transgender bathroom available for your confused child to use. Almost invariably associated with an AmbulanceChaser, who will usually get the bulk of the money.
"So, you saved Mrs. Smith's life, and now she's suing you?"
"Yeah, somebody convinced her she needed a Green Poultice."
by Doc Zenon December 12, 2016
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Green Contact

Kid 1:I just got a new green contact, his name is blaze

Kid 2:Is he legit?

Kid 1:Yea I bought 2 g's from him yesterday
by yoyoyo_it's_TT March 27, 2010
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Green Balls

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.
Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!
by Colton Moore June 17, 2018
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green pencil

a green pencil is a school name for weed when someone at school ask you for a green pencil that means they want some weed
"hey give me a green pencil"

"do you want a 5 dollar or a 10 dollar green pencil"
by skaterj666 July 4, 2009
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green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.
On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.
by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014
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green kisser

Mostly referring to a new kisser, someone who hasn't kissed before and someone who hasn't kissed a lot.
a newbie at kissing
a rookie kisser
a bad kisser
an unexperianced kisser
a green kisser
by Stefani<33 December 17, 2008
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Green Bean

An environmetally friendly person of hispanic decent.
Hey, look at that Green Bean recycling all those cans! He sure must care about the environment!
by Jeeepers August 9, 2010
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