happy trail

The region of pubic hair from the bellybutton to the crotch on guys.

Their is NEVER a happy trail on girls.

by misterguyy September 2, 2012

happy trail

a thick line of hair on men going from belly button straight to pubes. it's kindof gross but appealing.

i knew he was a firecrotch from his red happy trail.

i found a grey hair in my happy trail this morning!

by wordmasta42 August 27, 2005

happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

by Cheta May 15, 2003

fat and happy

a slang term for an erection

dude 1: that chick has massive who who's!
dude 2: I know, i just got fat and happy

by archibald mcsphincter September 11, 2006

happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021

happy thanksgiving

when you wake up the next morning but you don't remember them saying yes to it

audrey: happy thanksgiving

by jigabooga May 4, 2018

Happy Smokes

Simply a Spliff. Bringing happiness to the world.
A cigarette with marijuana inside of it.

"Got any smokes?"
"Got some happy smokes!"

by spamidoodle December 12, 2007