Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Alabama anal

When one does anal with his or her first cousin; the only rule is that you must be related

“Did you here that laim did Alabama anal with his cousin”.

by Lancebumpkinjr December 9, 2018

Alabama

The U.S state with one family tree line

Anthems: Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Capital: Montgomery
Largest Metro Area: Birmingham

Demographics -----------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Person 1: "I'm about to marry my cousin!"

Person 2: "Isn't that illegal and unethical?"
Persom 1: "I live in Alabama"

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup

by godofwordsand man April 30, 2023

alabama swirly

The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.

Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…

by Disarae April 24, 2023

Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024