Matt Lemme

A RLY COOL PERSON HES FUNNY AND HAS A LOT OF NICE QUALITIES WITH HIM HES POG AND HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND HAS GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT

Ethan: Have you heard of matt Lemme?
AJ: oh yeah he’s my best friend

by mioily March 18, 2021

matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Matt

A god at sports

Matt: exist
Vegeta: HIS LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDD

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Matt

A guy who likes to drink cups of tea and read the news paper, from time to time watched footy with the bois.

E.g that guys a total Matt

by Pandagonom April 8, 2021

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 19, 2021

Matt(hew)

Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)

"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."

by diagrammer101 May 4, 2021