A person of great experience with girls, mostly sex. he most likely had sex with your mom, and if you're female and you never seen him, he is coming for your booty.
Chris Zegzula is the pussy destroyer
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Get the chris lease mug.Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.
I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after
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Get the chris goncalves mug.When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
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