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Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.
Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!
by SoRaHF May 25, 2022
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Ballerina Barker Bowl

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019
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Bread without the bowl

1. Commonly misunderstood by dumbass employees at Panera bread. Dumb fucks
I asked for the bread WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOWL. Bread without the bowl
by FAPBOI August 29, 2020
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popcorn vomit bowl

a pvb is the large bowl, topically found in a white household, that your mother gives you when you’re too sick to make it to the toilet. that same bowl is washed and later used during movie night
honey, pull out the popcorn vomit bowl, we’re watching twilight
by anonymous October 27, 2022
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Delaware Dust Bowl

When 2 girls are scissoring and they queef at the same exact time causing them to repel from each other like magnets that are both negative/positive.
Dude the girls were scissoring and they did a Delaware Dust Bowl and one of the girls flew back and hit the headboard of the bed.
by Jizz ‘n’ Juul October 12, 2018
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Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
by deitbussy December 10, 2019
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Super Bowl 53

Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise
John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry
by Saucyrunning February 4, 2019
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