Skip to main content

Wank Dungeon

One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum
Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
by alwp3387 June 1, 2012
mugGet the Wank Dungeonmug.

Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort May 6, 2018
mugGet the Protest wankmug.

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
mugGet the miserable wankmug.

Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
mugGet the Posh wankmug.

sneak wank

When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.
A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
by Joel6909 February 5, 2017
mugGet the sneak wankmug.

british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken
"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"
mugGet the british wankmug.

poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom
Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!
by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018
mugGet the poor wankmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email