One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum
Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
by alwp3387 June 1, 2012
Get the Wank Dungeonmug. A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort May 6, 2018
Get the Protest wankmug. when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
Get the miserable wankmug. A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
Get the Posh wankmug. When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.
A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
by Joel6909 February 5, 2017
Get the sneak wankmug. by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017
Get the british wankmug. by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018
Get the poor wankmug.