When you shove a long dildo shaped object (preferably a wooden broom) extremely far up your asshole until a point of anal bleeding. This causes extreme discomfort and trauma and may make you want to shoot up your whole school.
Tyler Simeone is amazing.
He knows how to have fun, and is pretty much a badass.
He is somebody that ANY girl would love to date.
I have dibs.
Oh, and he kinda makes me melt<3
An international shitstorm that ruins lives around the world. The least trustworthy of all airlines, and will crash and burn wherever it goes.
“hey how are you flying to Calgary?”
“i’m flying with Tyler Airlines- there’s a layover in Australia”
“omg they are the worst.”
“i know but it was the cheapest flight, and with them you really get what you pay for”
“ok well i hope i see you there, but you might crash on your way”
The really smart kid whos retarded as fuck and does jack shit in class and gets an F on everything, he is annoying and a very big pessimist, he is also very racist and doesn't give a fuck if you are a different race. Tyler will be known to break every child sex law.
That Tyler Edwards kid is a fucking dumb ass and he bought an African tribe