0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)

Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰

by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024

touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.

Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.

Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

by Poopcicle July 13, 2014