One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018

by Skibbidy Thy third Demarcus JR June 18, 2024

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt
by Slimdaddy November 9, 2020

A horrible piece of shit cartoon about toilets singing made by an extremely racist piece of shit the entire audience is 1-9 year olds and pedophiles
by W4XZ-CH1LDD December 24, 2023

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.
The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:
She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.
He hit the door on the way in.
She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.
He simply forgot to put the seat down.
They all had a Toilet Drop
He hit the door on the way in.
She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.
He simply forgot to put the seat down.
They all had a Toilet Drop
by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011

my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.
by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️
by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022
