titty wank

Wanking yourself or someone else off by playing with his/her tits and/or nipples. Some weird people get orgasms from this.

"Yo doilface, I gotta go home and have an awesome titty wank"

by mcjihad July 2, 2007

Witch's Titties

Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.

That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!

by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009

Titty Lover

An insult made up by the fabled oscar of EO, which he uses on his straight male friends.

to straight men: Absolutely pointless insult as they probably do
to gay men: insults the fact their gay
to straight women: calls them a lesbian
to gay women: Stresses the fact their gay

Example
Oscar: You titty lover...
Guy: I do....

Example 2
Oscar: that girl is such a titty lover
Guy: Yeah she is abit

by Tristan Xp February 23, 2009

Titty meat

Hamhocks - or chicken breast. In short, the best kind of supple, delicious succulent meat.

- Bro tonight is quesadilla night.
- Dude we have a fuckton of titty meat
- Dude that's awesome

by Titty Toes February 3, 2012

Tittie Sweat

The act of removing your bra and finding your boobs to be completely soaked in sweat.
It often happens after dancing, talking on the phone, listening to music or watching tv.

Shawn- "Girl I just removed my bra and found my boobies to be covered in Tittie Sweat"

by dancer.a.d.f. July 5, 2009

BACON TITTIES

Titties. but more delicious!

Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.

by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

tittie twister

YESSS Tittie twisters are when your bored and pissed so you twist sombodies man boobies.. Or woman boobies.. Usally people like these but too afraid to admit it.

I got bored and I jumped on Jimmys fat ass chest and gave him a massive tittie twister... Twist this mofo i said to his anus!

I was a horny lesbian one day.. So i grabbed stelas mini Mexican boobies and ripped them off and ate them! Yesss! I owned you with a tittie twister!

by God321 February 9, 2007