when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!
owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011
Get the window textmug. When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.
Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.
Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
by arceebee February 20, 2021
Get the Window Cookiemug. Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.
Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
Get the Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a windowmug. by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023
Get the Windowsmug. The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
Get the Windows XPmug. Mac user - disgusting af windows user
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024
Get the windows osmug. When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
Get the cleaning ze windowsmug.