Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

Triple pipe party

Smoking a crack pipe alongside the expulsion of a turd also whilst urinating on a consenting adult' either buttocks, boobs or penis.

Me n ya ma are thinking on having a (wee) triple pipe party the night so mek yersel scarce and there's a chip supper in it for yersel.

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025

pipe aura

a man who just seems like he’d have a large penis, not because he’s a big dude or brave or anything, can just look normal but has that vibe

her: Jimmy is well proportioned imo

him: has pipe aura too

by hoomuzu March 20, 2025

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

pipe Jesus

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Pipe dream

Promises that are made in the moment about the future for the purpose of smashing. It is a form of manipulation (lol) to get what you want at that moment with no intention of actually following through or you know you do not actually have the capability of providing the desired future. Usually works on girls who have not reached their prime target (guys with a lot of money) as they are young and have not fully reached their gold digging potential and still fw (use the search bar if you do not understand) basic salary guys

"he/she sold you pipe dreams"

by wannabelatinamami-A.S. October 16, 2023