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Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
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Jersey

Jersey is a girl with a good sense of humor, has a great set of thighs and has a very dirty mind.
She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.
A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :

“I just wanna touch her thighs...”
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Jersey

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”
by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022
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Jersey Gang

A bike gang in New Jersey, Runnemede. Consists of children who can’t count past 5 and can barely stand a popeye’s biscuit.
“ There goes the Jersey Gang again. They’re the reason why instructions exists on Shampoo. “
by boogbagooa April 3, 2021
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New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?
by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021
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Jersey shore

Jersey Shore can't pull the ace card
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.
by Muls May 30, 2021
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