Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 22, 2010

Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties

Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies

by The_aftermN December 14, 2017

baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

Fortuine cookie

Asian equivalent to craka.

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.

by J_dawggggggg July 22, 2015

crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.

8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games

by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017

catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.

Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.

by poldank3000 January 12, 2017

Cookie Game

a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.

Guys, lets go play the cookie game. My moms asleep.

by mainmanllama November 2, 2022