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horny

be honest. you only searched this up in order to find the weird ass shit people write
you're probably horny right now
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Horny

Bitch you know what it means so get of urband dictionary and go to pornhub.com ok bye know
by Snap: adel13208 add me April 13, 2021
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horny

Just... Delete your search history after.
I waited for the bell to ring. I was so horny my underwear stained. My fingers slipped down and I fingered herself, holding back a moan. RIIIING! I stood up and basically ran to the door. "Ms. Daisy, please stay behind." I turned around. Once everyone left, he grabbed my hips. "I saw what you were doing in class..." his fingers slipped down my underwear. I blushed. Somehow, we both ended up naked and making out. I moaned as he held my hair and pinned me to his desk. I gasped as his penis slid into me. I moaned as he thrusted into me. I felt his fingers twist my nipples and I thrusted to meet his hips sooner. I screamed as I orgasmed all over his monster 9" cock." FUCK ME HARDERRR DADDYYYY!" I gripped his arms as he went even faster. My legs shook with stimulation. After about 8 orgasms from us both, I shoved him tot the floor and starte to ride him like a cowgirl. Then the principal walked in.
by DONT_LOOK_UP May 15, 2024
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Horny

by boatu November 21, 2021
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Laugh horny

It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023
mugGet the Laugh hornymug.

horny

You. If your searching this up rn ur horny as fuck girlie chile you cant have dick all day 🤸 ♀️, also everything i say is just a joke dont cancel me
"I'M HORNY RNNNN"

"omg just go read some wattpad smut or shit no one wants ur plastik pussy"
by plasticpussybitch November 21, 2021
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Horny

bro why you searchin this word on urban dictionary🤨
"you are too horny john"
by liaowashere August 7, 2022
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