by JackEatsBooty July 12, 2023
Get the Blue Shit mug.The sadness one feels after a breakup. Usually felt by but not limited to one of the partners (often the partner who has been broken up with). Characterized by crying; blaming oneself; feeling rejected; either losing one's appetite or eating everything in sight; shooting angry glances at happy couples; and cursing at anything related to love including movies, pictures, quotes, and wall posts.
Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Girl 1: "Do you think Taylor Swift listens to her own songs after a breakup?"
Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."
Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."
Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
by c&o December 22, 2012
Get the breakup blues mug.A "Blue Rob" is a graphical term, generally used in graphic design. It typically is used as a form of highlighting or zooming in on a particular component from an overview.
by heavySausage July 26, 2010
Get the Blue Rob mug.The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax
by pynkyscookies May 7, 2015
Get the blue clam mug.Period of sadness that occurs after about a month of having a bob that you either spontaneously cut yourself or got cut at a salon, the longer the original length of your hair the worse the hair-depression.
"OMG queen you got a bob" - A
"I love it" - B
*1-2 months later*
"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A
"I love it" - B
*1-2 months later*
"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A
by OOP_Queeb November 20, 2020
Get the The Bob Blues mug.A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office.
“This guy believes the president was a Russian asset and basically any conspiracy theories that democrats tell him.”
“That sounds like Blue Anon, instead of Qanon.”
“That sounds like Blue Anon, instead of Qanon.”
by Mohandas Gandhi March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anon mug.The inability to perform even the most simple physical tasks due to overwhelming emotional disturbance.
Holy shit! Did you see that guy trying to cross the street? He just fuckin' fell over his feat right in front of incoming traffic! and it wasn't even an Olympic event
Yeah. It happens. Musta had the Biles Blues.
Yeah. It happens. Musta had the Biles Blues.
by YAWA July 30, 2021
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