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Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018
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Balls Thirsty

The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.
Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
by Waterman73 April 27, 2015
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strip ball

A game like horse except instead of getting letters the person takes off an item of clothing.
by D831 October 6, 2013
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COVID balls

When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic

Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021
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balls to the wall

This term significantly predates airplanes all together. The term "balls to the wall" originated with James Watt's invention of the centrifugal governor used on early steam engines (circa 1774, well before the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk). Over the years, these types of governors were adapted for use on various other types of engines, including many aircraft engines. Some aircraft have a ball shape at the end of the throttle control, which is actually a clever reference to the governor mechanism, no doubt conceived by a witty designer. It is easy to see where one could get the (wrong) impression that "balls to the wall" would indicate the position of the throttle lever, when in fact, the term, strictly speaking, is a reference to the position of the weights on the governor.
Increase engine speed! Balls to the wall!
by engineering etymologist July 20, 2010
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ma balls

My balls, used to show dissaprovment or hate
Bob-"Those yankee game tickets were stolen"
Joe-"You can suck ma balls you lying sack of fuck"
by Giants8189 May 14, 2005
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Dusty balls

A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
by Shrekluvr69 April 26, 2016
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