Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

Jack Avery

Whitney Garcias daddy. he is a damn fucking snack and can choke me all he wants

Jack Avery is a fucking daddy

by Deepthroatingjackramen June 14, 2019

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019

Jack Bain

A devious figure that lurks around Scotland who loves kids.

jack Bain is an imposter

by Joh November 1, 2023

Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.

I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"

by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018

Dip Jacked

The act of quickly steeling a scoop of chip dip from somebody; usually at parties or when watching T.V. while under the infuence of Marijuana.
Dip Jacking usually only happens when using a small bowl, as only one person can usually dip at a time.

Person X: "Hey I was going for the dip!"

Person Y: "Dip jacked bitch"

by jbowes December 20, 2010

Jack 90

A bend in electrical conduit that is between 78 degrees and 105 degrees, not forming a true right angle.

Steven ran that conduit up there, but it is a jack 90....take it down.

by Atticus Danger O'Rem January 3, 2020