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Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich
Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone
by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021
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Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011
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Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so
I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Lake Worth Texas

Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.
Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.
by SavageRios August 24, 2016
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double texas tornado

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion
Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!
by Pussy Punch February 1, 2021
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 November 9, 2012
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The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017
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