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skibidi toilet

a very horrible tragedy that has destroyed minds
son: i love skibidi toilet
father: this is the end of our bloodline
by SLIGGLE WIGGLE RIGGLE July 27, 2024
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Skibdi Toilet

A cringe person popping out of a toilet that somehow, kids admire
Skibdi Toilet, Skibdi Toilet Toilet, Skibdi Toilet, Skibdi Toilet Toilet
by CR7AlNassr November 14, 2023
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Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.
"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.
Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
by KingDededededede April 7, 2020
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Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020
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