"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
Get the you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girlmug. Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
by Oakridge October 21, 2021
Get the National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)daymug. The practice of posting pictures of one piece characters with their dicks out and is notably paired with Dark Fantasy by Kanye. It won't matter with gender as they will have a dick edited in anyways. Notable works of art in this magnificent practice are the whitebeard, law, ace and luffy, and the crying chopper. It can also be used as bait and switch.
Yo you guys have a good nsfw subreddit for One Piece hentai?
yeah, r/Cock Piece
Alright, gonna check out that one.
(guy 1 never returned after that, the last thing he heard was "THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! can we get much higher? so high")
yeah, r/Cock Piece
Alright, gonna check out that one.
(guy 1 never returned after that, the last thing he heard was "THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! can we get much higher? so high")
by imp fuck2 October 2, 2022
Get the Cock Piecemug. by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
Get the Jesus Piecemug. A scenario in which two opponents in the video game Mario Kart pass you simultaneously and send you into the abysmal 3rd place.
by ewwwwwww January 21, 2009
Get the Pieces of Ballsmug. The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz
by PitifulIris April 3, 2021
Get the Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shitmug. A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"
Or
A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"
The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"
Or
A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"
The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
by hteb78 January 23, 2024
Get the As genuine as a 40 pence piecemug.