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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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Irish cash cow

The irish cash cow brought Nate Diaz out of his brother's shadow.
by Bronze Knee Cap August 18, 2019
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Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
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Irish meat sickel

An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023
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Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.
Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024
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The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)
Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020
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Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound
I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.
by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022
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