douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
by lancaster cock-knockers February 01, 2008
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Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.
You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "
by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009
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douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do
someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery
by REPZERO January 08, 2010
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Ugly Douche

an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard
"That kid who went to Ohio State is an ugly douche"
by UDDL November 16, 2005
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Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.
Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!
by THE Massinator May 26, 2017
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ska-douche

ska-douche created mid-2000 era by reminants of metropolitian towns on the north-west coast of the united states. this word was developed to be the ultra-word that covers the use of words such as; stoops, kook, blowin it, lame, gay, douche bag, fag nuts, nut face, dildo spray, retartd, zebratard, ect....
(pronounced; ska_douche)
usage; your friends does something stupid.....you say "SKA-DOUCHE!!!!"
by caleb Sutherland February 08, 2007
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Douche & Gabbanna

A distinct odor and or aroma that is used to mask the true level of doucheness of a person. The proper context of the term Douche & Gabbanna is often misused because it does not define nor should it be an attribute of a person or persons. Douche & Gabbanna may also be used in conjunction with additional "Douche" tags depending on the situtation. In addition, in certain geographic regions the Douche & Gabbanna scent is used to induce urination with rabits
Brian says, "does anyone smell the Douche & Gabbanna"? Scott says, "I sure as shit do, its that douchebagel Dan". He must have spent the night with his douchewhore Linda"

"Hey Kattie, just walked by the shitter and noticed you dropped a douchelog". Katie then would say, "are you sure you are not smelling the Douche & Cabbanna that Kevin is wearing today?
by Westernstars May 22, 2008
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