Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

cow tagging

the act of sexually biting a partner's ear

"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"

by Daisy-Duke January 10, 2014

Cowe

A person described as a cowe

God, your a fat cowe

by YourAverageRacer99 November 30, 2022

cow

a self centered bitch

Gina is such a cow

by Truefuckingblue July 28, 2020

Cow laugh

When you get a fat person really high and they laugh so hard they tip themselves over.

I got him so high he cow laughed himself off the couch.

by Samoa Cookies April 25, 2016

cow globes juice

the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion

MILK cow globes juice

by mrstilettox February 5, 2021

cow

mammal who drinks 2,000 gallons of milk and then proceeds to milk itself.

look at that cow

by cowmilkingitself June 5, 2019