piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.

Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."

by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021

Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024