Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023

IJGB SCAM

Young men who just got back to Nigeria from overseas (mostly during Christmas), who often use the phrase "I Just Got Back". They initiate romantic engagements with local women from September onwards, employing gestures like frequent communication, feigned affection, financial support, and promises of commitment, including the allure of potential international relocation. Regrettably, the ulterior motive appears to be a calculated effort to secure these women as decent sexual partners for the duration of their stay in Nigeria. Upon their departure, a distinct pattern emerges—some abruptly sever ties, while others gradually withdraw to avoid suspicion. This cycle may repeat itself the following year.

Girl 1: He seemed genuinely interested and even brought up the idea of marriage at one point. I'm baffled as to what went wrong that he suddenly stopped communicating after returning.

Girl 2: Relax, my friend. You simply fell prey to the IJGB Scam.

by Wood Iv December 21, 2023

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

christopher samuel kline

very cool amazing person

christopher samuel kline is a good person👍

by 🤓👍 November 21, 2023

sushi_samurai_

He is a straight ahh furry who likes vertically challenged people. He is more horizontally challenged than Nicocado avocado. If you ever see him mock him because its funny. He is cool... on opposite day. LOL get ratio'd hahahahahahahahaha failure. Anyway, he is poopy.

Sushi_samurai_ is a failure of a human being, and his prof pic used to be a nft.

by Hemorrphage December 8, 2023