fat sausage cunt

A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit

1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt

3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.

by GoFuckYourSelfCuntFace March 10, 2016

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Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

by yungflame November 28, 2010

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Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas

Ninjas made of sausage that are holy, and can fly

Those Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas just killed my gerbil!!!!!!!!

by humandeath September 3, 2011

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White sausages on flat plate

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface

"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate

by Pegleg September 19, 2004

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New Brunswick sausage supreme

The act of heating an uncooked sausage in the microwave until it is thoroughly warm and then sqeezing it between your buttcheeks as another person decorates it with mustard, ketchup, relish, then eats it out.

James Christopher: hey man I got Richard to New Brunswick sausage supreme me!
Mtchell: James that is disgusting TsimFuckis wouldn't even do that shit more than once! this is the 7th time!!

by tsimfuckus June 16, 2010

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