Sloppy jollopy

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face

Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy

by Bdrysdale December 09, 2019

sloppy camel

When you shave your pubes, glue them on a girls face, and take a shit in her mouth

I gave her a sloppy camel last night.

by Dirty Mike Steve October 28, 2017

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 19, 2017

Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 05, 2022

Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis

My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.

by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018

Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz

“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”

by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018

Sloppy Greek

Two slices of bavarian stonemill bread that have butter melted on both sides and places inside a toaster oven for five minutes. You then put two peices of ham and a mountain-wooping-ton of tzatziki sauce.

Hey Joe, where you going without that Sloppy Greek of yours?

by Slobloglow December 06, 2010