sad

suck a dick

u are so annoying sad

by zoelavernesvalumpuesbissy June 1, 2020

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

Sadness

Sadness is when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.

My morning was filled to the brim with sadness when I realized that I had stepped in a puddle of water with socks on.

by all-hail-cthulhu November 29, 2024

big sad

When someone is sad for no apparent reason or they are simply so ignorant that it becomes practically a comedic expression.

I'll say anything, I don't give a fuck (what?)
Santa isn't real, its your daddy dressed up (what?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad

- Pewdiepie

by Mambo#3 March 24, 2021

So sad

only applicable if used by Emily and Gianna.

Used when Diane separates Emily and Gianna at work. While crying, Emily and Gianna solemnly say “so sad.”

by Flynnflynn September 22, 2019

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018