real rider

Someone that rides with you through everything and still has your back no matter what….

She cared for him so much that no matter what he did outta her site, she still was there for him like A REAL RIDER,suppose to for someone she truly cares about.

by Lyte Bryte April 6, 2024

dick rider

Someone who unconditionally defends or glazes someone they like. Someone who dick rides.

John: have you seen Joe's post about lebron, he is a total dick rider!

by father troll July 5, 2024

Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...

Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Kawasaki riders

Better than a Harley rider

Kawasaki riders are non faggots, unlike gsxrs, Harley Davidson, and any other Suzuki's.

by ace_.night_ridesx August 12, 2024

Oklahoma Rider

The act of sexual intercourse inside an active tornado. More consistently known as riding like a tornado.

Guy 1: Me and m'lady did the Oklahoma Rider with me
Guy 2: No way! I bet she rides like a rodeo girl in Oklahoma.

by TornadoRider August 19, 2024

Dick rider

Someone who won’t hop off a dudes meat.

Seth’s the biggest dick rider he won’t hop off Danny or Pools meat, it’s very unhealthy.

by Cock slayer April 29, 2024