Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025

Rubber Duck

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025

rubber dinghy rapids

"rubber dinghy rapids bro" - waj- 4 lions
one of the most iconic movie lines in the world. referring to the rubber dinghy rapids from alton towers in the hit film 4 lions. now used more of a widespread term of expression which can be used in any context.

"waj, why are you doing this?"
"rubber dinghy rapids"
"sorry?"
"rubber dinghy rapids bro"

by lh009 June 25, 2025

rubbing your wall

a slang term for jorking your peanits coined by Brainless_VT some femboy pigeon vtuber

Guy1: hey uh where the fuck is Guy3?
Guy2; he’s rubbing his wall
Guy3: GUYS I’M RUBBING MY WALL!
Guy1: WE GET IT YOU’RE RUBBING YOUR WALL!

by DahliaTheWeremoth October 24, 2025

Rubbing duckies

Term for w|w intercourse, lovemaking

My lesbian friend told me that her and her partner were rubbing duckies last night.

by wafflewizard9000 January 9, 2026

rag-rubbish

Idiotic things said by a tool or rag (someone who is such a tool he/she is an insult to the word).

something preposterously worthless said or written or made by a rag (male or female)

"What did he just say?"
"Ignore it. It's just rag-rubbish!"

by B. Panda October 20, 2005

thug rubber

Tires with less than an inch of sidewall.

My cousin had to buy new rims after running over a stone with his thug rubber.

by 73h_4w3$0m3 March 2, 2007