A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by ddudbt asd January 13, 2022
Get the Tim Robertsmug. *random dude uses Robert rizz*
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!
by super awesome cool kid 😎 February 15, 2024
Get the Robert Rizzmug. he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13
Robert is cool
by jeraldin February 17, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by HMMS November 19, 2023
Get the robert type jokemug. by BigSchlongRobert July 19, 2022
Get the robert lee iiimug. A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk
Robert or nighthawk
by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022
Get the Robertmug.