never taken off road

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 20, 2020

keep moving on that stony road

Continue forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

Piped out road whore

A person who is completely smoked out of their mind on methanphetimines to the point of witch they start selling their bodies for more meth until the end up homeless ,used up and on the road

Katie the Crestline critter is a piped out road whore

by fokis May 26, 2021

Country Road Forest Trail

When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.

Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night

by Barnabus III December 24, 2020

Road Sign Material (RSM)

Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.

My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009