Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017

playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

Exclusive (Role Play)

Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.

I am exclusive (role play) with my writing partner.

by Darker September 30, 2020

playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

by taconigger March 5, 2016

play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.

The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.

by Grace Hicks December 5, 2012

you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

by Onna.babiii❤️ November 21, 2018

Three Play

A game you play with people when you are driving. As soon as a person see's a car with three headlights, the person yells three play, and hits the roof with his hand three times. The last person who hits the roof is a mcfaggelwaggel, and has to take off one article of clothing.

Gabe: *hits roof* Three Play!
Riley: *hits roof* Three Play!
Zach: *hits roof* Three Play!
Nathan: *cries and takes off one article of clothing/accessory*

by likesboysalot July 1, 2009