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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
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Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.
Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.
by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025
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Worm in the Sewer Pipe

Sticking Your Penis into the Asshole of a Homeless Woman After she just took a Massive

Shit.
“Yeah, I found this Chick on the side of the road and gave her the ol’ Worm in the Sewer Pipe
by Dripple July 22, 2022
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Coming on the pipe

This refers to hitting the power band on a two stroke motorcycle nearly throwing you off the back.
Holy shit when I was coming on the pipe I nearly did a backflip.
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Pipe fairy

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.
by Heheharaha June 2, 2023
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comfy pipes

Pipes that are in the welding shop
Did You see the comfy pipes today?
by My comfy pipes April 22, 2019
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flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.
by itssojoever May 1, 2024
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