never taken off road

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

ERP (Electronic Road Pricing)

Initialism for Electronic Road Pricing. An electronic system of road pricing with gantries installed throughout several locations in Singapore, with the purpose of managing traffic problems especially during peak hours.

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has called a tender to develop Singapore's next generation ERP (electronic road pricing) system. The new system will be based on Global Navigation Satellite System technology.

by keepthesingaporedreamalive June 26, 2016

lower penn lea road

usually populated with people who fake tan to excess. they believe they are above the rest of society however they are much deceived.

oh you are acting so lower penn lea road, you are acting very big headed and egotistical

by pale girl 101 May 7, 2021

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 20, 2020

Country Road Forest Trail

When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.

Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night

by Barnabus III December 24, 2020

Road Sign Material (RSM)

Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.

My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009