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Noob

somebody who is new to the game or preferably by the 10 year olds on xbox "somebody who killed you"
Gets a mega good Xbox kill
Random Kid: Noob, I fucked your mom!
Mom: w-we were gonna tell you
by IDK94068039 July 5, 2020
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Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"
by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022
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by lb March 24, 2021
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Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.
Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
by Dr Zap April 14, 2014
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Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP
Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!
by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010
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Noob

To be totally bad at something or another way of saying loser, lame, trash or bot in the new way
Bro those 1900 kids called us a loser so we got dem back in 2019 and called dem noobs at stuff
by MLG_Master December 5, 2019
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Noob be Like

noob be like is an iconic saying that is 2000% swag with extra bag on the side
"noob be like"
"HHAHAHAH u r so funny"
by noobais May 5, 2019
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