Jane made Frank stay home so that way they could celebrate National Cleavage Day. Frank was happy that she did because he saw more of her in 10 mins. than he had seen of her in a long while!
Cleavage
Cleavage
by Al cappone of wiki October 19, 2009
Get the National Cleavage Daymug. September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk
Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.
Crackhead: and i oop
(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.
Crackhead: and i oop
(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019
Get the National Crackhead Daymug. This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!
Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
by kitsune15 April 15, 2021
Get the National Rape Daymug. As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!
by Olive12 May 24, 2018
Get the National Dick Daymug. On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
by #1 redler June 29, 2021
Get the National wife daymug. by Maria Thomas December 23, 2020
Get the National Epicasino Daymug. john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
by bigjoe56 January 4, 2023
Get the national keegan daymug.