Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Noob

Kamran

Kamran is a noob

by Dhhsjsksi May 9, 2020

noob

a word people think is an insult

person 1: hey noob
person 2: you know that isnt an insult
person 1: stfu noob

by noobcool095 March 9, 2020

Noob

Someone who never learns. A term usually encountered when gaming.

Not to be confused by newb.

Steve is such a noob, we've tried to teach him how to play the game but he never learns.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

noob

the funny way of saying “dumb”

person 1: *dies in game*

person 2: haha noob

by alexis_chickennuggetking September 13, 2021

Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.

If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.

by Qwickable October 3, 2021

Noob

What you are

Jon: hey
Gilbert: shut up noob

by Thisnoob2cool4u July 11, 2019