Deadline March

The greatest band ever...hails from Dothan, Alabama. They will conquer rock and make all the ladies undress.

C: Hey! Shouldn't Deadline March cover this song?

T: Who?

by T-Col August 21, 2010

March 9th

NATIONAL BOYFRIEND'S DAY:
Take this day to appreciate your boyfriend and love him and thank him for everything he does for you! Don't forget to show him off

Oh hey it's March 9th, time to go give my boyfriend head .

by kklohbdu.mom March 8, 2021

March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

by moustacheman27 March 10, 2021

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

March 15

March 15th is the day we’re you fuck with a friend.

Hey, yo I fucked your mon last night

Friend: WHAT?
I was kidding it’s March 15th! Mess with your friend day!

Friend: Oh ok

by GlossyGalaxy54 March 15, 2020

March 2

This is national crush day this is the day you can take one of your crush hoodies or sweat pants and they can't say no

Girl: hey could you bring me one of your hoodies

Crush: why

Girl: it is march 2

Crush: oh ok i will glad to know you like me

by Random thoughts 009 January 3, 2022

March 19

March 19th National violently hump the boys day

This is the day where all your homies express their physical love toward you. Meet up with your homies and hump them as many times as you can handle.

On march 19th you go to the courthouse to receive a fine for making out with your dog. You see that the Judge is your homie and both of you violently hump each other in front of the courtroom.

by Momma boner November 9, 2021