A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
Get the Beta Male Rockmug. A male that has a resemblance to, or qualities akin to Paige. Typically neo-liberal, white, and at least slightly annoying.
by sick8899 April 4, 2022
Get the Paige malemug. "He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 2, 2022
Get the Male Crunchermug. A beta who tries to COPE with the fact that he's beta, by attempting to reinvent the alpha terminology in his own image. Then identifying as that new image.
Beta:"EVERYTHING IS DO IN MY LIFE IS BETA, BUT I'M NOT BETA I SWARE, I'M ACTUALLY A GAMMA MALE WHICH IS GREATLY SUPERIOR TO AN ALPHA"
*Alpha overhears*
Alpha:"What did you say, bitch?"
Beta:"n n n.. nothing, *sniffles*"
*Alpha overhears*
Alpha:"What did you say, bitch?"
Beta:"n n n.. nothing, *sniffles*"
by See Kyle December 4, 2021
Get the Gamma Malemug. by anonymous May 25, 2022
Get the Alfie Malemug. The highest type of male in the hierarchy, there are only 2 Donda’s in the world, one of them being Kanye West. Donda males stand higher than both alpha and sigma.
This guy is just saying Donda Donda Donda over and over again.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.
by GreedyNose1034 September 17, 2021
Get the Donda Malemug. by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022
Get the anti-malemug.