Dirty machinations

Dirty machination

Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”

by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025

Pale Machine

a song made by bo en

I'm feeling good let's say

my emptiness has gone away

I just woke up today

eat my corny flakes for you

good morning, how's the weather dear?

my feelings are so clear

I just wanna be with you

doing what you do always

show me how to live

はんでおしたように

just a perfect life

まんまるまんまる

pleasure in every move we make

はんでおしたように

perfect every time

まんまるまんまる

まいかい

will you lead me straight to paradise?

will you feed me? everything is nice here

かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう

hold me, I'm a pale machine

life is just OK out here

anyone can see

I'm lonely, with my pale machine

eyes will run with tired tears

living like a dream

I'm born anew my fingers

push the buttons thoughts come through now

あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう

by PinsNo1Fan January 4, 2026

Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.

"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

mac machine

"mac machine" a term to describe a money access center otherwise known as ATM that are usually connected to your bank that allows you deposit or withdraw money from your account.

" i need to pull money out, is there a mac machine near?"

by metro-T January 27, 2025

mac machine

"mac machine" a word used to describe a money access center otherwise known as an ATM used to deposit or withdraw money from.

"i need to pull some money out ,is there a mac machine near?"

by metro-T January 27, 2025