Mexican Milkshake

Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.

Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!

by QJ Qukasheviq June 22, 2018

Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 15, 2019

Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018

mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

by Thedecker May 15, 2018

Mexican Driving

Term/Euphemism for driving without legal documentation/papers.

"Man, do you know that 16 year old that lives on our street? He keeps Mexican Driving. I hope he doesn't get caught."

by JonathanSnow May 23, 2018

Mexican tetris

When landscapers or thrift shoppers, usually Mexican, stack as much shit into the bed of their truck as possible. Much like tetris, these stackers have to be as efficient as possible to bring their goodwill or garage sale goods across the border... hence the game, mexican tetris

Damn that stack's gotta be 15 feet tall. He must be a pro mexican tetris player

by Busy bill July 30, 2019

Mexican Mallonee

When you use your own pee for bong water

Hank: “Oh no! The bong is out of water!”
Caz:”It’s okay, we can just do a Mexican Mallonee!”

by Fucklettuce November 19, 2019